Witziges Witz des Tages

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    Lionel Putzkraft und Rauswerfer

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    Gefällt mir auf Englisch viel besser, aber seid nachsichtig mit meiner begrenzten Sprachbeherrschung.

    The pope died. He came to the heaven (really!) und knocked at the door. Petrus opened the door and ask “What do you want?”
    “I have to go into the heaven, I am a holy man!”
    “Really, who you are?”
    “I am the pope!”
    “The pope?”
    “The pope from the earth!”
    “The pope from the earth? O Lord, I have never heard - wait a moment, I have to ask!”
    Petrus went into the heaven and ask god: “Do you know the pope? A little man called pope from the earth?”
    “No, but let’s ask Jesus. Hey Junior, do you know the Pope from the earth?”
    Jesus answered: “No I don’t know him.”
    “Then let’s ask the Holy Spirit! Hey Smoky, do you know the pope from the earth?”
    “The pope… wait a minute….the pope … the pope… oh yeah, I know - the pope - this little planet earth, so far away… I have heard … this is this damned guy who told the terrible story from Mary and me!”

    to be continued …
     
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