Sonstiges Wer steckt wem was wohin...

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    ...und wie kommt es wieder raus?
    Dieses Projekt liegt mir schon lange am Herzen.
    Also, ich google so völlig unschuldig nach "Kartoffel im Darm", weil ich mich ueber Auswirkungen des Kartoffelverzehrs auf die Verdauung informieren wollte, da stellte ich schockiert fest, dass andere so etwas woertlich nehmen.
    Da hat sich ein Typ eine Kartoffel in den Arsch geschoben und kriegte die nicht mehr raus. Das ist schon merkwürdig. Im sogenannten Arsch Tresor werden doch Pofone, Uhren, Drogen und sonstwas geschmuggelt.
    Ich als Hobbygaertner haette ihm sagen koennen, das irgendwann der Verrottungsprozess bei der Kartoffel einsetzen wuerde.
    Aber wer nicht so lange warten will, bohrt euch ein Loch durch die Kartoffel und faedelt um Gottes Willen eine Schnur durch! So bekommt ihr eure Pokartoffel immer gut raus.

    Next Story. Ein Porno Film wo das Dienstmädchen ihrer Herrin einen Einlauf mit Milch in den Arsch gemacht hat. Die hat das ganze dann als Suppe angerührt, nach Art ihrer Großmutter. Es wurde aber nicht gezeigt wie die das gegessen haben.

    Und nun zu meiner Geschichte. Eine Frau die ich sehr gut kannte, hat sich eine kleine Banane bis ueber die Hälfte in ihre Muschi rein geschoben.
    Plötzlich bekam sie aber Panik dass die Banane nicht mehr raus kommt. Dabei fällt mir grade ein, eine Chinesin die sich einen lebenden Aal rein geschoben hat, musste Not operiert werden. Also passt auf mit lebenden Aalen und rohen Kartoffeln.
    Auf jeden Fall hab ich die Banane mit einem einzige Happen raus geholt und gegessen.
    Sie fragte mich, ob das nicht eklig waere. War es nicht.
    Die selbe Frau hat mich auch ihre Muttermilch probieren lassen. Schmeckt aber nicht so gut.

    Was habt IHR denn schon mal wohin gesteckt und wie ist es wieder raus gekommen?
     
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