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Bericht Zum Neujahr mal was historisches!

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Hallo Freunde! Zum Jahresbeginn mal etwas von mir aus dem "goldenen 90er Jahren" Etwas zum Lachen oder weinen. Jeder wie er denkt! Anfang 1997 befuhr ich die Meile von Reitzenhain Richtung Chomutov um eventuell etwas zu Poppen. War ja zu dieser Zeit überhaupt kein Problem. Am Ende des Berges kurz vor Chomutov standen zwei Grazien und wirkten verlockend auf mich demzufolge angehalten, Lucky, Lucky gemacht, für gut befunden, eingeladen und abgebraust Richtung Chomutov. Die hübschen leiteten mich und gelandet sind wir in einem Ort nach Chomutov! Dort angekommen lief die eine schnellen Schrittes davon und die zweite hakte mich ein und erklärte mir ,das die andere erstmal schnell zu Pipi müsste! ( mein erster Fehler) An der Haustür angekommen war diese offen, eingehakt ging es hoch in den 1.Stock Wohnungstür offen und wir hinein in diese Zigeunergrotte. Drinnen Zigarettenrauch und ( Leute, der Fernseher lief) Mein zweiter Fehler! Alles Sachen die nur einem Idioten passieren!! Die beiden, nun wieder vollzählig !! Verlangten 50 DM ich die Knete überreicht und ab ging es ins Bad dort machte sich die eine nackig, die zweite blieb angezogen ( ich Idiot) das Badewasser welches schon in der Wanne war ( bin ich dämlich!) war Feuerheiss. Nun gut man gibt sich ja keine Blöße! Stimmst? Ich plantschte nun mit dieser schwarzhaarigen Grazie in der Wanne herum und plötzlich ging die Tür auf und ein Typ gleicher Abstammung stand im Bad! Das mir an dieser Stelle das ficken restlos vergangen war ist sicherlich nachvollziehbar! Ich raus aus der heißen Brühe und nach meinen Klamotten gegrapscht fast vollständig nur die Schuhe fehlten. Ich dachte mich tritt Parzival persönlich in den Arsch! Da war der Spaß für mich vorbei - Verstand war plötzlich wieder vorhanden

Hier geht's weiter: Sinne wieder ansprechbar und Reaktion auch, ich schnappte mir den Burschen und brüllte "wo sind meine Schuhe" Zum Äußersten gereizt war ich bereit dort etwas umzuräumen! Er gab mir meine Schuhe und ich haute ab. Draußen würde ich mir meiner Dämlichkeit richtig bewusst! Fazit: 50 DM verschenkt, im Portemonnaie fehlten zusätzlich 40DM und Adrenalin bis zur Schädeldecke hoch. Da mir da alles vergangen war Gings zur Heimreise. Unterwegs war ich dann froh, das der mir nicht noch den Autoschlüssel geklaut hatte!! So, das war etwas erfrischendes zum Neuen Jahr damit alles Gute für Euch und seit wachsam. In dem Sinne lasst es Euch richtig gut gehen in 2016!!

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